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Gen Z is in danger (midwest.social)
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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A whole new breed of pressure-based sales. "TikTok analysis has identified 53 genes that are keeping you from looking your best. Our certified CRISPR-Techs are standing by to splice in the genetic codes that will give you the jawline and cheekbones that will get you followers. It's like a photo filter for real life."

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

On first glance I legit thought this comment was spam. Good job.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, who doesn't wanna be a splicer?