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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

cars should be legally required to be fuck-ugly so people are less keen to buy them

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Under Communism, every driver will be forced to own a Fiat Multipla.

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is absolutely hideous wtf.

It almost makes me appreciate the current breed of bland, uninspiring crossover SUVs. At least gray, amorphous blobs don't look actively repulsive.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the kind of vehicle a duck would design.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

banana-duck-peeled

And what are you suggesting, human?

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cheap, practical, and 100% approved by the volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like a car ate another car.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Is this car vote soviet-hmm

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like people will still find a way to love them. Or they'd blame the woke agenda for making them ugly. But seriously, look at all the fucking ugly ass land yatchs on the road. We need to go back to the 90s with soft curves so that all the manly men get mad at how soft trucks/SUVs have gotten.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most cars are hideous AF and people still love them, or at the very least cannot imagine a world without them.

Pre-radicalization me had a business idea that was just gas stations but for EVs. It was all well-intentioned, but it was proof even I couldn't imagine the reduced omnipresence of the automobile. Unfortunately as leftists we tend not be good salesmen, so many people subconsciously DO prefer walkable cities even if they aren't aware they are. To Americans, walkability is je ne sais quoi they like about European and Asian cities, but will short-circuit when you're told its because cars are not a priority. To them, it's alien. I'm not saying this to bash on them, since I was in this group before but moreso point out that Americans and Canadians might be more open to this than one may think, here's a study showing that Americans generally prefer walkable cities.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

the whole walkability thing works like communism or socialism. you can describe all the contents and people are open to it but boy howdy do they not want to take the measures to get there or call it that

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

RETVRN to renault twingo gen 1

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Cars should be legally required to look cool but only the state owned taxi company can buy them