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Hunger Games is about revolutionary anti-imperial class struggle

George Lucas said the Empire is inspired by America and the Rebels by the Viet Minh

The Matrix was created by a trans woman and at least partly an allegory for being trans

Divergent is shitty lib fanfiction but very obviously anti-conservative

Alan Moore was a communist or anarchist

wow these movies are just like January 6th when we resisted communism by smearing our shit on the capitol walls!! so-true biaoqing-copium

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[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, no shit, nobody identifies with the bad guys because they don't consider themselves the bad guys, allegory can't defeat negative media literacy

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nobody identifies with the bad guys

The absolute fucking moment Trump re-takes office, you're going to see Donald Trump / Darth Vader mash ups, with the Death Star blowing up a planet tagged "Woke Libs" and Vader choking a guy labeled "Biden Voters".

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean hell, Zelensky did that flashy promo for the war while wearing that t-shirt explicitly saying "Join the Dark Side"

You see two sides, one wearing civilian clothes and flight suits; the other wearing Nazi uniforms and blowing up planets and their brains are too fuckin' scrambled to see which one is the side you're supposed to root for

[–] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

was always suspcious of anyone who was like "the Empire just looks cooler and has better gear/asethetics"

never got that. even as a kid. the rebel alliance had combined arms tactics, brilliant generals/admirals, special forces commando teams, used camo, carried more advanced infantry weapons and used vastly superior, albeit outnumbered, combat space craft

like how tf do you root for the human wave/swarm tactics guys who cheap out on even basic defenses for their space craft?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

space battleships are pretty cool, imperial prop direction wasn't exactly ugly either. basically everything in star wars had to look 'cool' for merchandising after all. actually thinking about it that Han Solo movie & Andor were the only installments that had the imperials looking mostly ugly & unpleasant. everything else the costumiers can't resist making a new cool design to sell toys with

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cool designs sure. battlefield tactics and their military is terrible, like both in the lore and just on screen as well

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And yet, some of the worst Empireheads are the old EU nerds

They point at Grand Admiral Thrawn just like all the Wehraboos who idolize Rommel

And guys, I don't think being a fan of the "brilliant tactical mind who fights for their empire despite disagreeing with it ideologically" trope makes a difference

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just like Rommel's 'disagreement' with the Nazis is overwrought and superficial; Thrawn was still a fascist, just less racist by virtue of being a Blue Guy

[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

With Zahn seemed to know on some level in HTTE, and then shifted from by the end of the trilogy, and by the time Hand of Thrawn comes out he is rehabilitating his precious Thrawn.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

guys who cheap out on even basic defenses for their space craft

Hey, "good enough" aircraft can be cool ussr-cry

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno what to tell you here, their shit looks slick.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i was personally into the helmet design. Darth Vader has that obvious samurai helmet combined with a gas mask thing going on.

Stormtrooper helmet just look neat ig homer-bye

[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The Imperial navy troopers, Imperial gunners, walker crew officers, and the Rebels of ANH all have WW2 US navy talker helmets

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Lucas said the stormtrooper helmets were based off the stalhelm.