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submitted 2 years ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Rust developer: I'd like to compile some code

Rust compiler: the fuck you are

[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 38 points 2 years ago (6 children)

The rust compiler holds your hand, wraps you in blankets, makes you hot chocolate, kisses you on the forehead before it gently and politely points out what you did wrong and how you can solve it step-by-step. It would never think of something as heinous as swearing at you, shame on you for insulting my wife's honour like this.

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Damn right. And once it compiles… it works.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meet my friend: .unwrap()

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fair.

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