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ELDER GOD TIER
Endless candle
GOD TIER
Cuddly bear, magic blanket
CONTENDER TIER
Good dream pillow, treasure stone
DEEPLY FLAWED TIER :
Favorite mug
Favorite mug and endless candle both violate laws of thermodynamics. S tier
Candle probably does it best, since the cup specifies warm - and if you take an extremely cheesy interpretation of "stress" then it might apply to material stress, for added reality-breaking consequences.