McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

I hope he just up and dies in a couple of days

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At the least I hope he's in the middle of a speech and suddenly stops, staring into space as he loudly shits his pants.

Edit: Then he dies while shit continues to pool under him.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

There are far too many people who deserve to die from shitting themselves to death and don't