Yah know it is funny, I'm reading a history of the Russian Revolution right now, and for every account of like a cool march or occupation or soldiers defecting from the front, there's like 10 accounts of "Lenin and Trotsky had a meeting where they planned to have another meeting with some other Russian guy so they could plan their meeting with the Soviet so they could organize a committee..."

Jesus Christ that shit sounds more exhausting than adventurism! Can I please just blow something up I can't take any more Committees to form Committees on Committees!!!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're gonna have to talk to the committee-skipping committee if you wanna skip past the committees like that. They're pretty busy so we've made a committee to schedule their time, so you can swing by us first and we'll fit you in the queue. Were the queue committee, not to be confused by the Q-commitee or the ewe-commitee

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to volunteer to go down to the country please, this Party post is giving me hypertension. Can I work on a pig farm?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Aha it's always wonderful to have volunteers. If you wish to volunteer you'll have to contact the volunteers' committee, and since you wish to go to a specific area you're gonna have to contact the countriside-commission in order to get them to give you a certificate of regional guarantee which guarantees you to be assigned to a specific region. If you wish to speed things up you can also drop by the cross-commitee-organizers-council in order to get them to activate the Group of Facilitators

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

agony-shivering

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

"Every man a committee" is what I've always said