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Malfunctioning embryo freezer charged with mass murder (www.thebeaverton.com)
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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The AI war has started

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

MS’s ai was in charge of this freezer 😈