If you love your country, you serve, and the military is the reflection of a nation that loves its country, so why isn't the army the only citizenry? Universities only churn out over educated academics who wouldn't know which side of a rifle spits bullets, and when the world comes to our shores trying to invade our great nation, who do you think it'll be taking up arms to defend us? A rugged man who learned how to take a life, or some guy who knows how to spell burgeosie?

I don't even think your profile photo is even real, I'm almost certain I saw that guy in a documentary.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

great bit

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, if we can't even laugh, we'll just be miserable.

I am getting concerned though that what I typed is getting indistinguishable from stuff people actually believe.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I am getting concerned though that what I typed is getting indistinguishable from stuff people actually believe.

it almost is, but that's not your fault

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is it satire peeonyou (if that's even your real name)? You know how exhausting it is to watch a criminal trial take forever when you can just have the presiding judge look over the case and pass verdict without the joke of having a lawyer covering for the criminal?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

whew, thank you for lowering my blood pressure ever so slightly :)