I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Home is where ~~the heart is~~ ~~you poop most comfortably~~ you go when the Pub shuts.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

home is where you poop most comportably

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