I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Home is where ~~the heart is~~ ~~you poop most comfortably~~ you go when the Pub shuts.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

home is where you poop most comportably

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never in my life been a baby wipe user... Untill I got a bidet at home. Now I stock work with them just so I can clock those work hours.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They are really bad for pipes, and I don’t give a fuck about my employers pocket book, but I don’t want the poor custodial staff of the building to have to unclog pipes because of my asshole.

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Use baby wipes. They work pretty good.