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If I use a chatbot in 2030 and it responds with "Thanks for the prompt kind stranger!" I'm ending it all
I'm envisioning the first trials the chatbot automatically starts defending loli and horse porn without being prompted to do so.
generic query input
AI: So anyway I was watching this horse fuck a kid who's actually a 6000 year old short stack gremlin...
Here's your "RedditGPT Gold sir!"
Same, we'll need to make sure our brains aren't salvageable though. These freaks are going to be figuring out how to use Elon's monkey killer chips to plug our brains into a digital hellscape. I think I'll go for an industrial wood chipper.
Imma michaelwave it
Can't harvest my brain power when it's got the processing power of a single vacuum tube!
The brave Hexbear user grins at the tech bro overlord, the only thing they now have enough neurological ability to process is that their brain is now useless to the disappointed looking husk standing before them... As drool trickles down the Hexbear's chin, they slur out the words "piggy poo ball, lib!".