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Being charged for second degree murder after jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish that happened to have human egg cells in it which created a zygote that survived for 0.027 milliseconds before perishing from lack of nutrients
Its not murder, but I don't think ejaculating on random things at work should be allowed.
Where are you supposed to go, the floor or the counter?? They needed something to quickly contain the produce from making a mess and there were no paper towels nearby, what is this North Korea??
https://cummingpd.net/report-a-crime/
Incredible
i was trying to think of something obscure that would create and kill a zygote outside of a womb and that's the only thing I could think of ok