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Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

–Anatole France