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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What would he do if the Oompa Loompas unionized?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably sell out to Slugsworth and have the factory shuttered

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Oompa Loompa's battling the Pinkertons with candy canes they licked until sharp as surgical scalpels

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oompa loompa doopity let

The oompas are forming a soviet

Oompa loompa doopity dee

We are taking the factory

Oompa looma doopity da

We are killing the bourgeois