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If only there was some professional that could provide such legal knowledge and experience
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My lawyer friend LOVES prosecuting sovcits. Has won them all.
They'd be a pretty shit lawyer if they couldn't. They're playing make-believe in a place that has hard rules. Unless their defence includes some kind of "insanity" plea, I don't know how any of them have any "victory against the courts" stories to tell.
That's like punting an infant across the street and saying that you "won the fight."
As I understand it the problem is upholding the conviction. I mean... it's hard to argue that a intellectually challenged individual who represented themselves based on legal advice from a conman had adequate legal representation.
I'm pretty sure "your honor I'm an idiot" is not actually a defense. Especially in the absence of any other defense. I.e. a reason to drive without a license.
Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Okay I know what to do from here.
First, reverse pickpocket poison apples into all of the guards inventories, then hang out in their barracks until they all eat poisoned apples, once the guards all die steal their stuff and sell it to the town merchants. Now not only are you richer, but the town's guards can't arrest you on account of being dead.
The best part is that when the guards eventually respawn they keep the poisoned status and will quickly die again, with a new loadout of guard equipment!
Ahh the old Oblivion trick. Gets'em every time
No, no, no. I donβt want that kind of advice. Tell me the secret to not having to deal with any of this and getting a bunch of money for free.