Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It has 5,000 degrees, a 24/7/365 job, and still doesn't get paid any money.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Duh it's not 24h, it's sleeping at night