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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.

I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)