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Holy iguana shit in a tin can Batman, this dude's dumb as fuck! Like, how can you be an officer and go on record to just spew out urban legends from the barracks where they keep the grunts that actually do eat crayons (it was a bet bro, funniest shit I've ever seen bro!).
Then to be like "yeah, I'd know... Mowed down a few grade school classrooms in my day, cut a few of the lil' bastards clean in half Itellyouwhut". Immediately send him to the wall, doesn't matter if it's bullshit, test out the tumbling effect on him.
Also, wtf does he think terminal velocity means? 🤣