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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

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[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 97 points 2 years ago (27 children)

If only batteries where still that easy to replace. I'd never buy a new phone again.

[โ€“] Hyperreality@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IME the battery isn't the issue, especially if you get a phone with a big battery to begin with.

It's the lack of updates that's the issue which means you can no longer use certain critical apps (banking, government, etc.) on your phone.

The phone becomes obsolete before the battery ever dies.

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