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[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.

"butt guy" is far superior, outmatched only by "foot guy" and "thigh guy"

[–] BovineUniversity@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've never met an "x guy" that wasn't a pig. Like why are you letting me know your sexual preferences?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.

well it's been real. i'll just delete my account and head on over to the police academy

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't do it, comrade. We can reeducate you!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

40 hours of hypno femboy feminization porn a week

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Am I the only "face person" here?

Truly, one in a million

[–] drowns@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Trying being someone who is only attracted to faceless eldritch horrors that stalk the shadows of their vision.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I've been called out! feral-hog

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm not sure i understand the reference

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I cannot find it, but it was a pretty long manga of some anime dude ranting about how boobs are elitist and butts are the true working class option (basically, boobs are hereditary or bought, butts are the product of labour). In my mind its "Maoist Buttman", but I have no idea how I would even begin searching for it.

that's real theory right there.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think it is from prision school. I am not going to Google anime butts in an attempt to find out though. Godspeed soldier

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never thought I'd see pro-foot fetish talk on HB 🀒

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I object to being a guy of any kind but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get all fluttery about my partner’s thighs sometimes