this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My uhm, social score.. cough, I mean credit score is very good right now. I've been a good little capitalist.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*score goes down 17 points for coughing*

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

insurance goes up $50 due to preexisting condition

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

LEMME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE ALREADY!!!!!