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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can you imagine having sex with either of them? Eugh. Like not even in a joke way, in a how could. Aperson with that public personality ever be a caring or considerate lover way.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Can you imagine having sex with either of them?

I'm just imaging the male-equivalent of the Ellie Kemper "Crazy Girl Blowjob" sketch. Ben promising to gnaw on your clit like he's a feral racoon. JBP making honk honk noises as he squeeze the air in front of him at chest level.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you imagine having sex with either of them?

what, you mean like for free?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason or no reason.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ben reminds me of that guy who only ever had sex to Cbat and would thrust to the rhythm and when his girlfriend told him to stop he turned off the music but she recognised he was still thrusting to the beat.

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel terrible for that guy, we all have our things

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I regret to inform you that everyone of every gender is weird about sex

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

mandatory sex camps for everyone