grillman I'll shovel off my side of the stairs, but I will die before I let my elderly neighbor Frank freeload off the sweat of my brow like some liberal communist parasite. If he doesn't want to break his hip slipping on the stairs again, he'll shovel his own side or pay a child to do it as God (the market) intended.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AND I BETTER NOT SEE YOU STEPPING ON MY SIDE OF THE STEPS, YOU OLD FUCK

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagining this guy stationed by his door, scanning the peephole for when he sees his neighbour stepping over the imaginary line just to burst out the door, cock his pistol threateningly to shout "You get right back over to your side of the steps this instant and don't you EVER let me catch you violating my property rights again!!"