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Us men can be VERY dense. I got invited to a FFFM foursome and didn't figure it out until the next day. I am bi and a woman told me that she wanted to know what anal felt like so I proceeded to explain before she finally told me that what she meant was that she wanted mento fuck her ass. My now wife pinned me against a wall, shoved her hand down my pants and, with my dick in her hand told me, "You can't take a hint. I like you!" (Don't do this. It's literally sexual assault). The list of obliviousness is much longer.
We just don't get subtle.
But is she into you?
Together almost thirty years and I'm still not sure. How can you tell?
Shoot, you better get a few kids (until at least one's a girl), and ask them if they think mommy and daddy like each other.