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When ppl want me to play slots or go to the casino I always tell them I can save them the drive and we can just play it here:
We flip a coin, when I win you give me 10$, when I lose I give you 8$. We can play as long as you want.
Somehow when you put it like that they don't want to play anymore.
The only time I was ever in a casino I lost $20 in five minutes and wondered when the fun would start.
Plus they're totally overstimulating.
But the Ripley's Museum was fun.
I just flipped a coin and got 10 heads in a row.
I'm waiting for my money.
You cant stop now, you're on a streak! You gotta put that money back in the game and keep flipping!
Jokes on you, I don't even know what the other side is called in English. Is it number or tail or something? Eitherway: my eleventh head just fall
Better yet:
Give me $1, and I'll roll two six-sided dice. If you roll two sixes, I give you $20.