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They had a paid break, right? (pawb.social)

submitted 2 years ago by black0ut@pawb.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

At least with your assembly code it'll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it'll be.

[–] noddy@beehaw.org 24 points 2 years ago

It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Assuming it actually works

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago

A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.