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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Excuse me sir but you're above the weight limit ... you may either pay an adjusted fee ... or we amputate two limbs

American rubbing his chin: .....mmmmmm ... I don't know .... hmmmm?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How much extra do they charge for the amputations?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.

[–] B0rax@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Only costs you an arm and a leg.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Or I was thinking about if it was in America

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That'd be seven digits normally!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

six digits if you have shitty health insurance ... five digits if we get a really good vet ... four digits if we do it right here

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Free and instant weight loss, can't complain.