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And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.
Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.
I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.
How dare you.
Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve
Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."
Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen. Are you a woman or French? It ain't shit without the hard t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4
In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."
It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4&t=166s
HE HAD TO CUT AND DO A RETAKE OF HIS FIRST SIP REACTION
I appreciate that it's the only comment.
I'm sort of amazed he doesn't have sockpuppet accounts. He's obviously a shill so why not?