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Sorry we what now?
"We need to keep funding the Wonka factory because one day they will invent the Everlasting Gobstopper and we will live in a post-candy-scarcity age."
We build giant mirrors to reflect the baleful wrath of the daystar until we have time to crack and scale fusion, at which point we launch a full-scale war on Helios and take our place as the supreme power in the solar system. Super simple stuff, get with it.