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Toby Keith's Remains Solemnly Placed In Red Solo Urn (www.theonion.com)
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[–] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow