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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 184 points 2 years ago (6 children)

This is so unrealistic. Developers don't drink decaf.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

regardless of experience, that's probably what makes him a junior

[–] Bye@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I do, exclusively

Getting rid of caffeine (decaf still has a little) has been amazing for me.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m trying to switch to non-alcoholic vodka.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

Also called voda.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Non-alcoholic gin and tonics are the shit. If you're legit looking for non-alcoholic drinks and like G&Ts give it a try.

[–] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Completely agree, it's basically just botanicals anyway. Well and booze

Non alcoholic beer has gotten a lot better the last years as well.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How so? I more than likely take in too much caffeine lol

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not the person you're replying to but for me, I used to get random headaches and jitters and I feel more consistent now.

The problem is the withdrawal period can be hard for some. It was for me, but overall worth it in the end.

[–] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

I was shocked and appalled by this blatant inaccuracy.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And LLMs don't get on the correct answer.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I think this comic might predate the LLM craze.

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This post is not specifically about LLMs, though?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That's what people have been pointing. The 60 hours of training should have been a dead giveaway.

I hope the neurons use a logistic activation function. If it's a saturating linear one, the result will still be full of surprises.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

DECaf is a pseudo abbreviation for Dangerously and Extraordinarily Caffeinated.

It has a higher KDR than a Panera charged lemonade.

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 2 years ago

Glucose dev here.