No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.

This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.

Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.

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[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Turns out this isn't controversial at all lmao.

but hell yeah let's call it "boardwalk socialism" and we'll all drink and play mini golf

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

The revolution must have bread but it must also have bottomless mimosas and a Jimmy Buffet cover band.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the peoples' golf

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Calling my post-rev mini golf & laser tag place PPW but instead of Protracted People’s War it’s the Pew Pew War

*edit: or Protracted Putter’s War thonk

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Don't compare it to that

Golf is a bourgeois and even neo-feudalist sports, considering the resources, land, and wealth needed to make, compared to soccer or basketball...