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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, they're not entirely random in picking the people to execute.

[–] GONADS125@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, they pick out the easiest person to pin a crime on/extract a false confession from.