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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 70 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...this is why I rarely keep olives at home.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Good point--they make a terrific snack in the office or on the go! 30 to 40 olives.... mmmmm

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Olives? Just stab me, it'll be less painful.

[–] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I love olives. I didn't think you could have too many olives.

Once, on my honeymoon, I was at an expensive buffet. I found out just how many olives is too many olives. It was something like 35. More than that many olives is too many olives.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago

You can stomach more than 5 olives?