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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] boraca@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also don't do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.

Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.

It's why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are fibre people!? 😱

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not anymore. We ate them.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You might be surprised at two things that I speak of from personal experience:

  1. You might be surprised at how little fiber something like potato chips have.
  2. You might be surprised at how easy it is to become overweight while still eating a strict vegetarian diet.
[–] stratosfear@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 2 years ago

Yeah easy if you just eat bread and cheese you be a fatty

[–] gac11@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And drink water. Fiber alone and you'll get a blockage

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Absolutely, ice water is the only true gamer beverage.