Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Blink twice (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You need to add a psychosexual element to it to make it truly disturbing. Eg.

I laugh as Elon Musk beams a meme directly to my frontal cortex via NeuraLink. Omg epic win. I blink twice to NeuraLike it, then think very hard "Thank you Sir! Please send BitCoin." I open my eyes. It is nighttime, I am strangling a union organizer, and I have an erection. I scream as loud as I can, my face and throat burns, but all I hear is a ringing sound. As the light leaves the union organizer's eyes, I orgasm and feel the sticky wetness dribble down my trouser leg before I lose consciousness.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Don't let the naysayers deturb you... Elon Musk would ONE HUNDRED PERCENT do precisely that. Also, username checks out:-).