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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It took about 10 seconds to realize I needed to filter out Vision Pro posts.

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Especially all the shitty viral marketing going on. Mostly on Reddit of course. Like /r/Damnthatsinteresting having two posts about someone walking around with one in public. It's so damn obvious.

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

Did we say you could visit The Cursed Place?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just saw that same story twice on Lemmy this morning.

[–] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

There like one fan boi spamming posts. Same with musk. I just block user