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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd much rather have the man disappear into the irrelevance he came from

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the ultimate schadenfreude, he's already broken completely as a person, then to blow away like so much dust

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's fine, but can Elmo make him cry first?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Probably already does.