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fifty years in the future, a young, blue eyed, Brazilian man named Tiago Hassenfelder von Schaftenburg, born in Santa Catarina, records a TikTok video with his corneal camera connected to his neuralink V5 chip, as he detonates a tactical nuke in downtown Manaus, following orders from president Jair Bolsonaro Neto:
"obrigado por tudo, Deus! essa รฉ a terra dos meus antepassados๐๐๐"