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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500 (www.theonion.com)

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

No need to attack a valid profession

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.