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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Kaelygon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"

[–] beetus@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The feline investigation bureau?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

oh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 22 points 2 years ago

The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

That agents name? George Washington.