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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I came to the comments to see if someone just summarized what the article is about so I can decide whether or not I want to read it.

Since no one else did, here you go:

"Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?" the X page for Elmo posted. A barrage of responses – tens of thousands of them – were brutally honest and downright cynical about the dread people are feeling.

Here is Biden's (or his account's) response:

I know how hard it is some days to sweep the clouds away and get to sunnier days.

Our friend Elmo is right: We have to be there for each other, offer our help to a neighbor in need, and above all else, ask for help when we need it.

Even though it's hard, you're never alone.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ask for help? This country is built around avoiding meaningful help for others because of “freedom”. You are free to live in a box under a bridge. Free to lack upward mobility. Free to be jailed because of homelessness, drug addiction or mental health problems. Free to lose your home because of a health problem. Help is “socialism” in this country. Can’t have that. Gotta have those freedoms instead.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In America, you are not free to live under a bridge. People get run off of that situation all the time.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The bridges around here all have no trespassing signs. In English and Spanish despite this being Indiana.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You’re free to go find another bridge to live under.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Ok Mr. Biden, can you help me afford a house? I've been working my ass off for the better part of 2 decades and can't seem to manage it.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How is the guy (biden) who's in a position to actually get shit figured out responding like it's our responsibility to?

Just to be extremely clear, there is no presidential candidate worthy of the position. Trump and Biden can both wheel their crippled old asses to the nearest nursing home.

[–] Davin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

How is the guy (biden) who's in a position to actually get shit figured out responding like it's our responsibility to?

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for the country...

I think that's one of the worst quotes from a president of a country. The government is for the people, it's supposed to be doing stuff for the people. It should be our sword and shield against the corporations and fascists, but instead it's become the shackles of the people.