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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Here:

Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.

I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this

[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date