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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 145 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oooh she'll like that one!

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

Ma ma ma Uma mao mao

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also I just realized Cersei calls Sansa "little bird."

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 1 points 2 years ago

Omg thank you! I couldn't think of where I'd heard that used as a nickname before.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's likely the whole reason she gets called stupid petnames is to prove that you alone can't be the judge of it.