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Woke yada yada yada! Because slavery! Black yada yada yada! White yada yada yada! It makes me so angry!
(hexbear.net)
If they can somehow link something to woke(ness) - there is nothing they won't get angry about.
A progressive company should make a line of toys called The Transitioners. The friendly furry creatures or elves or whatever change from one color of the rainbow to another. After the toys debuted - right-wingers on social media and in the media itself would go so batshit ranting, raving, and complaining that the toys would get tens of millions of dollars in free media.
This is so smart that i think we should do it ourselves. The knowledge of who made them would enhance the rage advertising.
"69% of our annual revenue comes from conservatives buying our products to burn on video."