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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Hexbear is an astroturfing community

God I wish I was getting paid to shit on libs, easiest job ever.

Do libs think leftists have infinite money to fund this kind of thing, like they do? Or does this user not understand what "astroturf" means?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They think we're all being paid off by the Kremlin

[–] huf@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the rumor is true, except it's not paid off, it's jacked off, and it's not the kremlin, it's gremlins. we're being jacked off by gremlins.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah, the russians want us to cum, so the americans dont. latest front in the new new cold war.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's ridiculous. Some of us are paid off by the CCP.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It's actually easy to tell which is which based on whether we shill for the J-20 or the Su-57

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Oh but we're getting paid in exposure and experience, dontcha kno

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh sorry, we didn't set you up on the payment plan? Just send me your contact info and I'll forward it to accounting.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Do I need to send you credit card details too? Wow so generous, thanks Soros SeeSeePee FSB! lets-fucking-go

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

its astroturf when there are a lot of people being mean to me

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

We should've kept the Moscow time thing when we federated to freak out liberals thinking we were paid russian agents smh