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Fake Joe Biden Robocall Tells New Hampshire Voters He Took A Paternity Test And He’s Their Dad (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I think the Biden campaign should do it.

Target certain voters on social media with perfectly normal campaign videos or news stories, but then Biden suddenly looks at the camera and says "Hello son." Target Trump voters with videos where he says they need to put a stick of celery in their chest pocket as a sign that they're faithful. Push stories about LSD leaking into the water supply. Push stories about celery, which is a sign that something big is about to happen. Have news stories where George Bush is still alive one day, then return to stories where he's dead the next day.

Double down on right wing media propaganda/disinformation and annihilate voters' grasp on reality completely.

What's the worst that could happen?

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe I'm out of the loop since I don't know where this celery reference is coming from but I like it a lot.

[–] navigatron@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

This is hilarious and I would donate to help make it happen

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like I need to buy stocks in celery...