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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We're only bombing daycares and libraries now

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago

But not during nap time, that's inhumane.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I can already hear the librarian's angry "schhh!".