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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

When the judge says you're guilty, just tell them "I know YOU are, but what am I?". They'll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Judges hate this one weird trick!

[–] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

The ol "I'm rubber youre glue" defense

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Trump level shit in front of a judge.

  • Mr Trump you're guilty
  • Your excellence, with all due respect, if we're pointing fingers here I would say you are the only guilty person in this court room.